Jonathan Hatch
How to Get Rid of Gonorrhea (The Clap)
Now you've gone and done it. You should have asked for their name and number--after you left their place the next morning. Now you're sitting on the pot and it hurts like hell when you pee. In fact, it feels like you're pissing fire, like you might have discovered the ability to piss some new kind of lighter fluid--you're a biological of modern biology! Well, you're not; you should have used a condom, even for the oral portion of the proceedings that evening. If your junk is burning and there's some weird puss coming out "down there," you've probably contracted yourself a case of the clap, or Gonorrhea ( Neisseria gonorrhoeae ), as them learned types like to call it.
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Gonorrhea Symptoms and Treatment
Gonorrhea (and I bet you didn't know this) can be spread not only by genital contact but also by the hands or any other part of you that touches a moist/private part of an infected person-it can even get in your eyes! Usually it's transmitted through anal sex, sexual intercourse, or oral sex. So wear a f**king condom, whatever you do! If it's too late and you think you've got yourself a case of "the clap," here's what you should do:
Identifying the symptoms of Gonorrhea is the first thing you should do. Yellowish or white discharge from the genitals as well as a burning sensation while you are peeing are two of the most common symptoms. The symptoms can take up to a 1 ½ weeks to occur, and sometimes never do.
Asking for a gonorrhea gram stain is asking for a test that is done by collecting the fluids of your genitals with a cotton swab. The problem is, they're not terribly accurate, and it can be quite painful to have a swab stuck up your urethra.
Asking for a gonorrhea culture is asking for a test similar to the gram stain, but swabs can be taken from the eyes, as well as the cervix and the urethra, making the process a much less painful affair. Gonorrhea cultures are fairly accurate.
A NAAT, or a Rapid Test, is a nucleic acid amplification test. It is the most accurate and the least painful. It doesn't require a swab. All you have to do is pee in a cup. That's not so hard, is it?
Prescribed antibiotics are the only known cure for gonorrhea. So go to your doctor, ask for a test, take the antibiotics, and tell your sexual partner(s) what happened. It's as simple as that.
Antibiotics Cure Gonorrhea
Penicillin is most often prescribed, but there are plenty of people who are allergic to it, and there are strains of gonorrhea that are immune to its effects. So, doctors are now switching to antibiotics like Ceftriaxone, Cefixime, Ciprofloxacin, and Ofloxacin: all very common, all very strong, and most are quite safe.
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