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I love food. All kinds of food. Before I found out I have borderline high cholesterol, I rarely met a hot dog, cheese, ice cream, or pot roast I didn’t like. One of my favorite snacks as a kid was a slice of bread with butter on it. Yum. Butter. But now–thanks a lot, Dad, [...]
February 28, 2008 – 5:41 am
About three years ago, I was diagnosed with asthma. Before that, I lived with it for most of my life without having any idea why exercise was a struggle for breath and lying in bed at night was sometimes more scary than restful. When I was finally diagnosed, I decided 23 years was more than [...]
February 27, 2008 – 10:42 pm
Someone in the forums inspired me to write an article about getting rid of beetles. The question was about Asian beetles. Now, there are a couple of beetles that come up when searching for Asian beetles, but I had no idea how many species of beetles there were. Almost 25% of all known life forms [...]
February 13, 2008 – 7:07 pm
I recently completed yet another article about ears. This one is about how to get rid of earwax. I’ve done my best to make sure we don’t rely on the old cotton-tipped swab, because those have the potential to cause more harm than good, especially if you’re one of those unlucky people who produces more [...]
February 12, 2008 – 4:25 am
After retirement, my grandpa drove school bus for a few years. And this is a big city with big schools. So, each school has quite a few bus drivers. One of the guys my grandpa drove with was an ex-heroine addict. Not only was he an ex-heroine addict, he was also an ex-smoker. An ex-smoker [...]
February 8, 2008 – 4:08 am
PMS jokes: we’ve all heard them; most of us have cracked them. But if you’ve ever had symptoms of PMS, you know it’s not actually very funny. For one thing, it sometimes hurts—physically hurts. And then there’s the problem of trying to wrangle control over your mind, since bursting into tears midsentence and yelling at [...]
January 30, 2008 – 1:45 am
Doesn’t that kid look like a zombie? I think he (or she) would eat brains if given the chance. But anyway.
I done finished an article about Staph infections. I don’t know if you’ve heard about them. Flesh eating bacteria that are running rampant through our schools and hospitals? Yeah, that would be Staph infections. Actually, [...]
January 28, 2008 – 10:10 pm
It’s been a while since I’ve written an article, and since I was on the topic of how to get rid of infections before, I thought I’d follow that up with an article about how to get rid of external ear infections, or “external otitis.” It’s also quite commonly known as Swimmer’s Ear. Recently a [...]
January 10, 2008 – 5:30 am
Yep. I went there. I’m aware that this is a touchy subject, but people want to know how to get rid of unwanted pregnancy. And they deserve to know. Reproduction is one of the most important things we do, and it’s crucial that we’re responsible about how we do it—or choose not to. I’ve tried [...]