While we should all be most pleased that our skin has evolved with such an efficient way to keep itself clean, waterproofed and relatively free of infection, we aren’t. Many of us, despite how efficient they are, harbor a great desire to get rid of pores. For us, you see, it seems the main purpose [...]
I would never admit it to my new wife, but beer just might be one of the most important aspects of my life. Especially a good IPA. Ah yeah…just the thought of all that lupulin goodness makes me go a big rubbery one. Unfortunately, the drinking of beer comes with a price. Have you noticed [...]
Despite your best efforts, you just can’t seem to get rid of dandelions. Chances are it’s due to a combination of the fact that you haven’t yet learned the best methods to do so and that your asshole neighbors have it stuck in their puny little heads that dandelions are “cute”. On the other hand, [...]
Crows can be a major pain in the arse. They eat your expensive bird food, they empty your dogs food dish, they crap on your deck, and their incessant cawing wakes you up in the morning. So what are you gonna do about it? I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do about it. You’re gonna [...]
Thrush is what people are referring to when they say they have an oral yeast infection or a yeast infection of the nipples and milk ducts. It is also known as oropharyngeal candidiasis, Candida albicans, or just plain old oral thrush. Whatever you wanna call it, it’s nasty and uncomfortable as hell. It can affect [...]
Feel lucky. My dad started getting gray hair when he was fourteen years old. He told me this when I noticed my first gray hairs. Granted, I wasn’t fourteen. I was twenty three or twenty four, but it was bad enough. My dad just let it stay gray, I shaved mine off. On the other [...]
I don’t have any health insurance. Not having health insurance means that I don’t have dental insurance. Not having dental insurance means that I have to be quite diligent about getting rid of plaque. That diligence is actually what makes it fairly easy to get rid of plaque. The more time you spend on plaque [...]
Privacy is more important to some people than others. This is why some people have more of a desire to get rid of cookies than others. It makes good sense. Especially if you’re on a public computer or share your computer with other people. Getting rid of cookies is important for other reasons too. While [...]
Getting rid of fever blisters, when you have one, becomes an obsession. They are ugly as sin, hurt like hell, and come with a built in “will not get you laid” guarantee. And like anything else that has a tendency to show up on your face, they never show up when you have a week [...]
It’s just a damn shame that rodents have such a tendency to do so much damage and to piss people off so completely. They’re just so darn cute. Voles are no exception. Just imagine those cute little eyes and those cute little legs and that cute little tail. Now imagine all that cuteness hanging limply [...]
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