Crows can be a major pain in the arse. They eat your expensive bird food, they empty your dogs food dish, they crap on your deck, and their incessant cawing wakes you up in the morning. So what are you gonna do about it? I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do about it. You’re gonna [...]
Author Archives: Eric Ronning
Get Rid of Thrush
October 15, 2009 – 12:22 pm
Thrush is what people are referring to when they say they have an oral yeast infection or a yeast infection of the nipples and milk ducts. It is also known as oropharyngeal candidiasis, Candida albicans, or just plain old oral thrush. Whatever you wanna call it, it’s nasty and uncomfortable as hell. It can affect [...]
Get Rid of Gray Hair
August 27, 2009 – 12:09 pm
Feel lucky. My dad started getting gray hair when he was fourteen years old. He told me this when I noticed my first gray hairs. Granted, I wasn’t fourteen. I was twenty three or twenty four, but it was bad enough. My dad just let it stay gray, I shaved mine off. On the other [...]
Get Rid of Plaque
August 15, 2009 – 3:51 pm
I don’t have any health insurance. Not having health insurance means that I don’t have dental insurance. Not having dental insurance means that I have to be quite diligent about getting rid of plaque. That diligence is actually what makes it fairly easy to get rid of plaque. The more time you spend on plaque [...]
Get Rid of Cookies
June 24, 2009 – 12:16 pm
Privacy is more important to some people than others. This is why some people have more of a desire to get rid of cookies than others. It makes good sense. Especially if you’re on a public computer or share your computer with other people. Getting rid of cookies is important for other reasons too. While [...]
Get Rid of Fever Blisters
June 23, 2009 – 4:14 pm
Getting rid of fever blisters, when you have one, becomes an obsession. They are ugly as sin, hurt like hell, and come with a built in “will not get you laid” guarantee. And like anything else that has a tendency to show up on your face, they never show up when you have a week [...]
Get Rid of Voles
June 23, 2009 – 2:22 pm
It’s just a damn shame that rodents have such a tendency to do so much damage and to piss people off so completely. They’re just so darn cute. Voles are no exception. Just imagine those cute little eyes and those cute little legs and that cute little tail. Now imagine all that cuteness hanging limply [...]
Get Rid of Garlic Breath
June 23, 2009 – 11:54 am
I love garlic, and since you’re here reading this, I’d bet there’s a pretty good chance that you do too. If you didn’t like the stuff, you would have avoided it in the first place and you wouldn’t be wasting time trying to learn how to get rid of garlic breath right now. Well, it’s [...]
Get Rid of Love Bites
June 18, 2009 – 4:23 pm
There’s only a handful of things I can think of that can beat a good necking session. As it turns out, I don’t think it would be terribly appropriate for me to mention any one of them here today. But, you know what I’m talkin’ about. The only problem with a good necking session is [...]
Get Rid of a Muffin Top
June 18, 2009 – 12:58 pm
These days with the re-emergence of tight low rise jeans, muffin tops, to the dismay of many seem to be making a comeback. Many people, women and men alike are “victims” of this. Personally, I like a little muffin top on a girl. I think girls should be soft and have a little something to [...]
