Author Archives: Nils Hoyum

How to Get Rid of an Erection

As a man, your biological imperative is to reproduce and create offspring. Even though we are fully aware of this, there still isn’t anything we can do to stop the oftentimes annoying little voice in the back of our heads telling us to get it on 24/7. And who would want to? An erection is [...]

Get Rid of Stripper Stank

Stripper stank, if you’re unfamiliar, is a very peculiar smell that can only be acquired one way: getting rubbed on by a stripper. The particular odor of a stripper is very distinct from that of other women. This gives the people around us the ability to immediately tell whether or not we have not only [...]

Get Rid of Pimple Scars

When a body repairs a wound, it often uses a fibrous scar tissue, or fibroblast, to do so. This scar tissue looks different than other skin because it is reinforced. Your body does this reinforcing in an attempt to keep your skin from tearing open again. It is unable or perhaps unwilling to take into [...]

Get Rid of Stink Bugs

There are about 260 species of stink bug in the family Pentatomidae that can be commonly found in North America, just over a dozen of which are frequently reported inside of homes each year. Many of the members of this family have scent glands which emit a noxious odor as a defensive agent against predators. [...]

Get Rid of Bad Breath

There is nothing worse than having bad breath. Except for maybe, sharting in a public place. But when it smells like someone shart in your mouth it can be almost as gross. Unfortunately many times we don’t even know that we have bad breath. We rely on our friends to tell us, but what if [...]

Get Rid of Bugs

I went to college for biology, so I don’t really like to use the word bug to describe something. It is just too vague a word for it to really mean much. But it is commonly used, so I shall do my best to define for you what a bug exactly is. Bugs are arthropods. [...]

Get rid of Smells and Odors

If you have ever been on an elevator with someone who has farted. You know the effect it can have on the people enclosed in that small space with that putrid smell. Usually rage, disgust and occasionally sickness. This article How to Get Rid of Smells and Odors is an overview of several articles. They [...]

Get Rid of Stomach Fat

While writing the article How to Get Rid of Stomach Fat. I couldn’t help but feel a little hypocritical. You see, I have never ever tried to lose weight. I have lost weight but not intentionally. I would lose weight in the summer. Working 6 – 7 days a week can do that to a [...]

Get Rid of Love

How to Get Rid of Love was a difficult article for me to write. I wasn’t really sure how to approach the subject and moreover was not entirely sure how to research it. Eventually I came to the conclusion that the only way my words would be of any impact was if I related a [...]

Get Rid of House Mice

The house mouse (Mus musculus) is a common nuisance in the homes of people all over the world. The average adult mouse is 3–4 inches long from nose to butt. The tail adds an additional 2–4 inches. House mice have large hairless ears and beady black eyes. House mice are, for the most part, nocturnal [...]