Stripper stank, if you’re unfamiliar, is a very peculiar smell that can only be acquired one way: getting rubbed on by a stripper. The particular odor of a stripper is very distinct from that of other women. This gives the people around us the ability to immediately tell whether or not we have not only [...]
Bad luck isn’t mere superstition. It’s science. It’s math. Once you open your heart and mind to this truth, healing can begin. The methods I prescribe to get rid of bad luck are aggressive to say the least. My bad luck cures may involve taking considerable risks. You may end up getting your stomach pumped. [...]
As a sort of warm up drill for the writing I’m going to be doing for my thesis in a moment here, I decided to write an article that I think a lot of you are going to find useful on a particular day in the very near future:Â How to Get Rid of Trick-or-Treaters. [...]
Are you wanting to know what to do with all of those leaves in your yard? Is the prospect of raking an acre of leaves into little piles that just sit around waiting to be picked up not at the top of your to-do list? Well, you’re in luck. I just wrote an article about [...]
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