Archive for the ‘STDs’ Category

Yahoo! Answers

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

A Shameless Plug

I’ve recently discovered the joys of the Yahoo! Answers program, and I think there’s some potential here to keep How to Get Rid of Things advice in the public eye. I signed up a couple of weeks ago, and not too long ago I was picked as a best answer for the service they offer in the U.K. Here is the question and my answer. Apparently spiders are a problem in the United Kingdom as well. I offered her a link to a book I’d bought about spiders in Minnesota (the north woods), not thinking that she would actually appreciate a book detailing spiders only found in the most northern parts of North America. I also linked here to the wikipedia article about spiders, and back to How to Get Rid of Things–which brings me to my point.

If you happen to be all about answering questions and getting pseudo-rewards for them, I strongly recommend that you  check out the Yahoo! Answers program. It’s easy to sign up for, and it’s actually a bit of fun. Not only that, but you can brush up on your rhetoric skills by seeing just how many times you can lull a couple of readers into thinking you really do have the best answer to their problem.

Oh, and if you find the occasion to link back to getridofthings.com at the bottom of your Yahoo Answer page, please do.

Tea Tree Oil Treatments

Monday, August 7th, 2006

tea tree oil

Lately we’ve been working on developing content within the content of our pages. Like wikipedia, we’d like to have a more comprehensive answer to each problem, and in the spirit of this endeavor we’ve decided to add encyclopedic links within each article. Examples of these links so far include tea tree oil as a treatment for athlete foot (foot fungus) and acne.

As a natural medication, tea tree oil is an amazing fungicide and germicide, and is known more commonly as an organic antiseptic. Some say tea tree oil can even be used to treat gonorrhea, but I would recommend antibiotics for something as serious as an STD.

Get Rid of Genital Warts

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

illustration of woman

Genital Warts bad. I’ll update this ASAP.

Get Rid of Scabies

Monday, July 24th, 2006

how to get rid of scabies

Yeah, scabies sounds pretty gross now, doesn’t it? Well, here’s an article about how to get rid of scabies. Getting rid of a scabies infestation is a lot like getting rid of head lice and pubic lice, except the scabies “bug” is a mite that burrows through your skin, laying its eggs rather than staying on the surface like lice. The same chemical (Permethrin) is used to treat scabies as is used to treat most lice problems; the only real difference being that the Permethrin is put into a cream that is then rubbed into the skin, left on for up to 8 hours, and then rinsed off with warm water. As with any mite infestation, you should probably do your laundry in hot water and dry it with a hot dryer to make sure you don’t have any straggling scabies mites running around on your linens. The topical treatment is usually done for about 3 days and then once more after about a week or so, to ensure a scabies free skin. It should be important to note that the rashes and irritation caused by the mites can last up to 3 weeks after the mites have been killed via treatment. So, be patient.

There are natural solutions to scabies infestations if you’re not up for the whole chemical-insecticides-on-your-body bit. Things like tea tree oil, creams that contain sulfur, and products like Lice R Gone are available at your local drugstore, health foods store, and are sold by a number of online vendors. To read the full article on getting rid of scabies, go here.

Get Rid of Chlamydia

Thursday, July 20th, 2006
genital gnomes
I’m really proud of this one. Genital Gnomes! Apparently that’s a picture of Gulliver’s penis. Don’t ask me where I found it. Getting rid of Chlamydia really isn’t that hard. It’s just like gonorrhea in that it’s a bacteria that causes burning while you pee and sometimes a white or yellowish discharge. The big, big difference is that a lot of people don’t know they have Chlamydia. Apparently only about 25% of women and a little less than 50% of men know they have an infection. It’s the unlucky few who feel the symptoms that actually get tested. So, of course, statistics about how many people actually have Chlamydia are jokingly skewed.
Getting a test is easy. You can do it through the intertron. And treatment is quite simple: take antibiotics. Not just any antibiotics, but some strong ones. Infections go bye-bye, while testicles and ovaries stay nice and fertile. Now, why not take the time to go get tested for chlamydia, eh? Who knows, you might have Chlamydia!

Get Rid of Gonorrhea

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

something crazy

I bet you’ve been wondering, “how to I get rid of gonorrhea?” Well, that link’s got you covered. The title illustration you see before you is an absurd reference to a really bad rap–ahem, reggaeton–song called “Gasolina” (which is easily substituted with “Gonorrhea”) by Daddy Yankee that basically talks about how much his girlfriend likes his semen. It’s pretty disturbing to know that and then watch all of your “friends who are girls” dancing and singing along (because the female part of the chorus is easily recited and in the first-person). So, that is my homage to Daddy Yankee and what could be described as the worst genre of music ever created, raggaeton.

The page itself is a page that explains just what to do if you think you have gonorrhea. Information in the article includes descriptions of symptoms, the variety and effectiveness of STD tests available, as well as information about current antibiotic treatments, and a strictly informational “natural solutions” section about Kava Root and its use as an oral and topical treatment for gonorrhea. I don’t know if I’d recommend the kava root stuff. In fact, I made a little mention of my hesitation on the page.

Gonorrhea, as far as diseases go, is fairly easy to remedy. Go to a doctor or go online and get tested for sexually transmitted diseases. Then, take the antibiotics your doctor prescribes you. It’s that simple.