So I know I’ve been a bit incommunicado lately, but I’ve been busy not having a job and learning how to work from home without spending eight hours a day watching british televison. Okay, okay, I’ve been busy learning how to work from home and spend eight hours a day watching british televison. No really, I’ve actually been doing research for this latest article: How to Get Rid of Body Hair. Jonathan was my test subject (the cat was too squirmy) and man does he look funny now; what’s left of his hair just sticks straight off of him in little tufts. But he looks damn good in that new bikini I bought him — and that’s why we get rid of body hair in the first place, right?