As a kid I used to catch flies, tear off their wings and throw their wingless bodies into the webs of spiders so I could watch them get wrapped up and eaten. Looking back at things like that makes me realize that deep, deep down, I truly am a bad person. Oh well. I’m over it. Not everyone can be good right? Right. Anyway, nowadays my methods for getting rid of flies have improved greatly in proficiency. And that’s a good thing. Using the old method, it would probably take all the nine year olds in the entire world to empty one back yard of flies. Plus, that would make for some fat ass spiders. And that would make them even creepier. So, as I said, my fly control methods have improved. All it takes is some cleanliness, some diligence, maybe a fly trap or two, and….ah hell. Just read the article.