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1. LoveTheCatwalk (Member)

   I've used epsom salt baths after 48 hours while applying heated epsom salt compresses. I'll hold a hot wash cloth with the salt pressed right on the bruise for 20 mins. When I pull away, parts of the old blood pull away from the surface and it starts to break down and look....uglier...but closer to healing. The center usually whitens up and resembles an eye but it heals faster. Being a model...I need to part with bruising immediately.

   Posted 3 months ago #

2. samoya22 (Jonathan)

   Thanks for the tip, Cat!

   Posted 3 months ago #

3. getagrip (Member)

   God I love models.they make the world a better place for all of us.My only concern is how are you getting bruises? Are you bumping into things or is a jealous boyfriend hitting you? You shouldn't be getting bruises at all. If you're bumping into things try looking where you're going. This is how you do it. Look left then right then down then up. if there's nothing there you can take a step forward. Now try it..See? If it's a boyfriend call 911. That's on the phone ..push those numbers.and a nice person will talk to you.No more bumps for you!

   Posted 3 months ago #

4. Anonymous (Unregistered)

   Immediate cure: Leaches placed on the bruised area

   Posted 2 months ago #

5. getagrip (Member)

   Maggie..somehow I have a hard time thinking that our model Lovethecatwalk is going to apply leaches to her bruise. Maybe spray sun tan, but not a leach..come on.

   Posted 2 months ago #

6. Anonymous (Unregistered)

   I'm sorry, I thought she was looking for a solution to removing bruises.

   Posted 2 months ago #

7. getagrip (Member)

   Consider this..the next time our model goes to CVS or Rite Aid drug store and does her catwalk walk up to the counter and smiles and says " One jar of leaches please." Maybe no one would notice where you are, but in the lower 48 someone would call the
   po-lice. Hey still some bag o snakes available!

   Posted 2 months ago #

8. Anonymous (Unregistered)

   We don't have leaches up here! Goodness, but we sure got some big ones in the Cricks and weedy bass lakes back home. She doesn't need to go to where? CVS? Rite Aid? Just go to the bait store--duh.

   Could use a bag-o-night crawlers or a bag-o-ladybugs. They sell red wigglers from the ice box in Wal-Mart and label them night crawlers. HAHA. A bag of live lady bugs (approximately 50) sell for over $10.00.

   Posted 2 months ago #

9. getagrip (Member)

   Maggie dear..our model dosen't set foot in smelly places!!

   Posted 2 months ago #

10. Anonymous (Unregistered)

    And to think I was trying to help you make something green$$$

    Posted 2 months ago #

11. getagrip (Member)

    Thank you.

    Posted 2 months ago #

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